Of all the things

I’ve gone without, I’ve never been without a best friend. 

I feel so alienated and it sucks. 

So… If anyone would like a new best friend, I know somebody that’s reasonably cool, but pretty weird, not the girliest, prettiest, or the greatest. But I’m loyal and I don’t steal boyfriends. I don’t even like boys like that, so in fact, sometimes I’m an okay wingman. 

yep.

fawltytitties:

“Army of Darkness” (1992)

Does anybody else really wish this was a GIF and she farted? 

Does anybody else really wish this was a GIF and she farted? 

(Source: iamawinrar)

thedaintysquid:

(via Where I work… | The Dainty Squid)

This place looks like I could live here. 

fuckyeah88babyy:

itsjuste

fuckyeah88babyy I just need some really big paper… miss you btw. <3

fuckyeah88babyy:

itsjuste

fuckyeah88babyy I just need some really big paper… miss you btw. <3

(Source: k9-laboratorium)

Awwww look at those little guys &lt;3  #timehop

Awwww look at those little guys <3 #timehop

When you mow a couple acres in your sports bra&#8230;  #arkansas #burn #overcastkills one fish, two fish red fish #burntfish

When you mow a couple acres in your sports bra… #arkansas #burn #overcastkills one fish, two fish red fish #burntfish

#new item listed - just for #selfiesunday Zombie Selfie #blackandwhite #bandw #paint #art #glass #etsy #shop #tweanty8 #free #shipping just through the end of the month

#new item listed - just for #selfiesunday Zombie Selfie #blackandwhite #bandw #paint #art #glass #etsy #shop #tweanty8 #free #shipping just through the end of the month

#new items listed! Go check them out at the #shop www.etsy.com/shop/tweanty8 #etsy #tweanty8 #listings #rasta #smoke #color #ss Lion in Profile #freeshipping promo is still active - but not for long! #buycoolshit #etsylittlerock

#new items listed! Go check them out at the #shop www.etsy.com/shop/tweanty8 #etsy #tweanty8 #listings #rasta #smoke #color #ss Lion in Profile #freeshipping promo is still active - but not for long! #buycoolshit #etsylittlerock

The things we do when the kids aren&#8217;t home #lol #divahound #beetlejuice #beebee with her long pretty nails #ilovemygreyhound

The things we do when the kids aren’t home #lol #divahound #beetlejuice #beebee with her long pretty nails #ilovemygreyhound

Cotton candy sunsets

Cotton candy sunsets

Most recent custom order - I&#8217;m super happy with how this turned out. #acrylic #spraypaint #etsy #order #customs #batman #marvel #dc #heropaintings #tweanty8 #etsyshop

Most recent custom order - I’m super happy with how this turned out. #acrylic #spraypaint #etsy #order #customs #batman #marvel #dc #heropaintings #tweanty8 #etsyshop